Friends-123 The One With the Birth

The One With the Birth

123  本出世
卡萝即将分娩，六人齐集医院；但卡萝却因为陪苏珊购物而姗姗来迟；
罗斯一见苏珊就剑拔弩张，之后两人又为婴儿的名字争执；双双被卡萝哄出门外；
瑞秋对妇产科医生频送秋波……但该医生患职业病，对女性失去了胃口；
菲比带着吉他到医院唱歌，粉嘟嘟的小孩子，长大憎你老不死,烦得罗斯给她钱买她闭嘴；
菲比、罗斯和苏珊被困在储藏室，菲比给两人上了一课；
乔伊热心帮助一名单亲妈妈丽迪亚生产；当孩子的父亲赶到，温柔的乔伊知趣的离开了；
莫妮卡迫切想要个孩子；钱德安慰她说，如果我们都四十岁还单身，那我们两可以一起生个孩子，但莫妮卡并不领情，还不服气的反问，我哪点看起来像嫁不出去的人。 
婴儿极偶然的得名“班”。

1.23 The One with the Birth

Everyone arrives at the hospital for Carol’s delivery.

Ross and Susan fight;

Rachel flirts with the doctor… for a while;

Phoebe sings and makes a lot of sense;

Joey helps a single mother () give birth;

Monica yearns for(v.渴望) a baby of her own;

tries to comfort her, but isn’t totally successful.

The baby is named Ben, after Phoebe.

[Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, , Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room,
waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.]

Ross: She’s not here yet. She’s not here. She’s having my baby and she’s not
here.

Monica: I’m sure everything’s fine. Has her water broke yet?

water n.羊水

Ross: I don’t know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed
the mucus plug.

mucus n.粘液/ mucus
plug 是一种能堵住宫颈口的粘液，以避免细菌什么的进入子宫，伤害胎儿，ross 说 passed
the mucus plug，是指产程发动时，mucus plug 就会伴随血液流出来，这个过程也叫 bloody
show，也就是快生了

(Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.)

Joey: Do we have to know about that?

Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?

Joey: I’m gonna be in the waitin’ room, handing out cigars.

hand out v.分发

: Yes, Joey’s made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50’s.

Ross: God, I don’t believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab.

Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It’s probably like two dollars for the first
contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.

contraction n.收缩 痉挛

(Everyone looks at Rachel as though she made a tasteless comment.)

tasteless adj.粗俗的

Rachel: What, it’s ok when does it?

: You have to pick your moments.

(Phoebe arrives, guitar in hand.)

Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it?

Ross: She’s not even here yet.

Monica: What’s with the guitar?

Phoebe: I just thought we might be here for a while. You know, things might
get musical.

(Carol and Susan arrive.)

Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?

Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.

Carol: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky.

stuffed animal n.充气动物玩具

Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We’re having a baby, ok, a baby, you don’t stop
for Chunkys.

: I used to have that bumper sticker.

bumper n.保险杠/sticker n.贴纸/A bumper sticker is an adhesive label or sticker
with a message, intended to be attached to the bumper of an automobile and to
be read by the occupants of other vehicles - although they are often stuck
onto other objects. Most bumper stickers are about 30 cm by 8 cm (12 in by 3
in) and are often made of PVC.

(Everyone is amused by ‘s comment.)

Chandler: (to Rachel) You see what I mean？

Opening Credits

[Scene: Carol’s Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her
side.]

Ross: Stopped for a Chunky.

Carol: Let it go, Ross.

Susan: I got an extra one. You want this? (holds the candy in front of Ross’
face)

Ross: (weakly) No.

(Carol’s doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)

Dr. Franzblau: Hey, how’s my favorite parenting team doing?

Ross: Dr. Franzblau, hi.

Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you’re thinking of having a baby? Well, I
see you’re nine months pregnant. That’s a good start. How you doing with your
contractions?

Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one’s like a little party in my uterus.

uterus n.<解>子宫

Susan: They’re every four minutes and last 55 seconds.

Ross: 59 seconds. (holds up his watch) Quartz, ha.

Quartz n.石英(表)

Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.

Carol: Am I allowed to drink anything?

Dr. Franzblau: Ice chips, just ice chips. They’re at the nurses’ station.

ice chips n.碎冰

Ross: I’ll get it.

Susan: No, I’m getting it. I’ll be right back.

Ross: I got it—I’m getting it!

(They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.)

Rachel: Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips.

Carol: Thanks.

Rachel: And if you need anything else, I (notices the handsome Dr.
Franzblau) do not believe we’ve met. Hi. I’m Rachel Green. I’m Carol’s…
ex-husband’s… sister’s roommate.

Dr. Franzblau: It is nice to meet you. I’m Dr. Franzblau. I’m your
roommate’s… brother’s… ex-wife’s obstetrician.

obstetrician n.产科医师

Rachel: Oh, that’s funny!

[Scene: The Waiting Room, is falling asleep on Monica’s shoulder.]

Monica: I want a baby.

: Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.

Monica: Get up. Come on. Let’s get some coffee.

: Oh, ok, ‘cause we never do that.

( and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks V.S Celtics game on
television.)

Joey: (to the screen) Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That’s
good too.

(A young pregnant woman enters.)

: Knick fan?

Joey: Oh, yeah.

: Oh, boy, do they suck.

Joey: Hey, listen, lady….(sees that she’s pregnant)…whoa.

: Look, look at your man, . Nice shot. You know what, he couldn’t hit water
if he was standing on a boat.

Patrick Aloysius Ewing (born ) is an American retired Hall of Fame basketball
player and current assistant coach for the National Basketball Association’s
Orlando Magic. He played most of his career with the NBA’s New York Knicks as
their starting center and played briefly with the Seattle SuperSonics and
Orlando Magic. was named as the 16th greatest college player of all time by
ESPN.In a 1996 poll celebrating the 50th anniversary of the NBA, was selected as
one of the 50 Greatest Basketball Players of All Time. On he was elected to the
National Basketball Hall of Fame in . He was inducted into the Hall of Fame on
along with former NBA coach Pat Riley and former Houston Rockets center, Hakeem
Olajuwon.

Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?

: The Celtics.

Joey: The Celtics? Ha. They couldn’t hit a boat if…wait. They suck,
alright?

: Oh, shut up. You know, it’s a rebuilding year. You… waah!

Joey: Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here!
We need a father!

: There is no father.

Joey: Oh, oh, oh, sorry.

: Ok, that’s ok. I’m fine. I’m… oh!

Joey: Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be
goin’ in here.

: Ok.

(Joey accompanies to a hospital room.)

[Scene: The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. , Monica, and Ross are there
as well.]

Phoebe: (singing)

They’re tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
and soon they’ll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they’re yelling at you and you don’t know why,
you cry and you cry and you cry.
And you cry and you cry and you cry…

chubby adj.胖乎乎的/resent vi.怨恨/yell at v.对…吼叫

(Ross gives Phoebe a dollar.)

Phoebe: Thanks, Ross.

Ross: Yeah. I’m paying you to stop.

Phoebe: Ok.

(A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)

newborn adj.新生的

Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.

Monica: No fair. I don’t even have one. How come they get two?

: You’ll get one.

Monica: Oh yeah? When?

: All right. I’ll tell you what. When we’re 40, if neither one of us are
married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?

Monica: Why won’t I be married when I’m 40?

: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.

hypothetically adv.假设地 假想地

Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won’t I be married when I’m 40?

: No, no, no.

Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?

fundamentally adv.根本地

: (trapped) Uh, uh.

Monica: Well?

: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (throws himself over the back of
the chair he was sitting in)

parachute n.降落伞/knapsack n.(士兵或徒步旅行者用的帆布或皮制的)背包

knapsack

(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)

Rachel: Hey.

Phoebe: Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.

dressy adj.衣着考究的

Monica: Did you go home and change?

Rachel: Yeah, well, it’s an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has Dr.
Franzblau been by?

Monica: No, I haven’t seen him.

Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the
baby needs him?

: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was like your
father a doctor?

Rachel: Yeah, why?

: No reason. (turns around, makes an ‘Oh my God’ gesture with his eyes)

[Scene: Joey and in the hospital room. is on the phone with her mother.]

: Mom, we’ve been through this. No, I’m not calling him. I don’t care if it
is his kid, the guy’s a jerk. No, I’m not alone. Joey’s here. (pause) What do
you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?

be through v.结束/jerk n.<美俚>蠢蛋

Joey: Tribbiani.

: Joey Tribbiani. Yes, ok. Hold on. (to Joey) She wants to talk to you. Take
the phone.

Joey: (takes phone) Hi, yeah, it’s me. (Listens) Oh, no no no, we’re just
friends. (Listens) Yeah, I’m single. (Listens) 25. (Listens) An actor. (Listens)
Hello?

: She’s not much of a phone person.

not much of a adv.不是什么了不起的 称不上

Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what’s the deal with this father guy, I mean, if
someone was havin’ my baby somewhere, I’d wanna know about it, you know?

: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no.

fatherhood n.父亲的身份

Joey: Ok, look, maybe I should just go.

: Maybe you should.

Joey: Good luck, and take care, huh?

take care v.保重

(He leaves, but then returns a moment later.)

Joey: You know what the Celtics’ problem is? They let the players run the
team.

: Oh, that is so not true.

Joey: Oh, it is.

: It isn’t.

Joey: It is.

: Isn’t!

[Scene: Carol’s Hospital Room, Ross and Susan are coaching Carol.]

coach v.训练 指导

Ross: Breathe.

Susan: Breathe.

Ross: Breathe.

Susan: Breathe.

Ross: Breathe.

Susan: Breathe.

Carol: You’re gonna kill me!

Ross: 15 more seconds, 14, 13, 12…

Carol: Count faster.

Susan: It’s gonna be ok, just remember, we’re doing this for Jordie. Just
keep focusing on Jordie.

Ross: Who the hell is Jordie?

Susan: Your son.

Ross: No-no-no. I don’t have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son’s
name is Jamie.

Carol: Well, Jamie was the name of Susan’s first girlfriend, so we went back
to Jordie.

Ross: What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? We never
landed on Jordie. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan
fiasco.

pass by v.掠过/fiasco n.惨败 大败

Carol: Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp.

cramp n.抽筋

Ross: I got it.

Susan: I got it.

Ross: I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps.

Susan: No, you don’t.

Carol: All right, that’s it. I want both of you out.

Ross: Why?

Susan: He started it!

Ross: No, you started it.

Susan: You did!

Carol: I don’t care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and
you’re not making it any easier.

Ross: But…

Carol: Now go!

Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.

Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.

Ross: (to Carol) Yeah, listen…

Carol: Out!

(Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room.)

[Scene: ‘s Hospital Room, Joey is helping go through labor, a nurse is now
present in her room as well.]

go through labor v.进行分娩

Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe…

: Oh, no.

(Joey looks down at .)

Joey: Ew! What is that? Something exploded!

Nurse: It’s just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?

Joey: (panicked) Water breaking, what do you mean? What’s that, water
breaking?

Nurse: (to Joey) Breathe, breathe, breathe.

[Scene: The Hall, Ross and Susan are arguing.]

Ross: Please. This is so your fault.

Susan: How, how is this my fault?

Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.

come along v.出现

Susan: Yeah? Well, there’s a lot of things Carol never did before I came
along.

Ross: You tryin’ to be clever? A funny lady?

Susan: You know what your problem is? You’re threatened by me.

Ross: Oh, I’m threatened by you?

Susan: Yes.

(Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom
closet.)

broom n.扫帚/closet n.<美>小储藏室

Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that’s it! Get in here. Come on. My god,
you guys, I don’t believe you. There are children coming into the world in this
very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they
should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!

Ross: Yeah, Susan.

Phoebe: Don’t make me do this again, I don’t like my voice like this.

(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)

Phoebe: Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?

ironic adj.讽刺的

Commercial Break

[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]

All: Help!

Ross: I’m having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards
as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.

stand back v.靠后站/bucket n.桶

[Scene: Carol’s room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau are there with her.]

Carol: Are they here yet?

Rachel: No, honey, they’re not, but don’t worry, because we are going to
find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?

Carol: Ok.

Rachel: Ok?

Carol: Ok.

Rachel: (to Dr. Franzblau) Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about , it
sounds fascinating.

Dr. Franzblau: It really was. There was this great little pastry shop right
by my hotel. (Carol sits up in pain, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau casually lay her
back down) There you go, dear.

pastry n.糕点/pastry shop n.面包点心店/casually adv.随便地

[Scene: ‘s Room, Joey is helping her deliver.]

Joey: Come on, , you can do it. Push! Push ‘em out, push ‘em out, harder,
harder. Push ‘em out, push ‘em out, way out! Let’s get that ball and really
move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let’s…(notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I
was just…yeah, right. Push! Push!

[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the
door.]

Susan: What’re you gonna do, suck the door open?

Ross: Help! Help!

Phoebe: (singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found
their bodies the very next…(sees Ross and Susan staring at her) la la la la la
la.

Susan & Ross: (even louder) Help!

[Scene: The Waiting Room, Monica is on the phone with her mother, is standing
behind her.]

Monica: Now, Mom, everything’s going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is
great. He’s uh, he’s in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he’s gone. (Listens)
No no, you don’t have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might
be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I’m only 26, I’m not even
thinking about babies yet.

(Monica sees a woman pass by with a baby, puts the phone to her chest, and
starts to cry. takes the phone, makes a noise in it resembling static, and hangs
up. Joey enters.)

resemble vt.象 类似/static n.静电噪声[eg: I switched on the radio and got
nothing but static]

: Where have you been?

Joey: Oh, just had a baby.

: Mazel tov!

Mazel tov <希伯莱语> Good Luck

[Scene: The Waiting Room, Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]

Dr. Franzblau: I don’t know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax,
she’s doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?

currently adv.目前 现在/be involved with sb v.与某人有交往

Rachel: (anxiously) No, no, not at the moment, no, I’m not. Are you?

Dr. Franzblau: No, it’s hard enough to get women to go out with me.

Rachel: Right, yeah, I’ve heard that about cute doctors.

Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it’s because I spend so much time,
you know, where I do.

Rachel: Oh.

Dr. Franzblau: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it’s
hard, when you… do what I do. It’s like uh…Well, for instance, what do you
do?

Rachel: I’m a waitress.

Dr. Franzblau: Ok, all right, well aren’t there times when you come home at
the end of the day, and you’re just like, ‘if I see one more cup of coffee’…

Rachel: (getting the point) Yeah. Gotcha.

Gotcha <口> I have got you 我明白你的意思了

Dr. Franzblau: I’m gonna go check up on your friend.

Rachel: Ok. That’s fine. (takes her earrings out)

[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia’s Room, Joey is walking up to ‘s room with
balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby’s father has arrived. He
listens at the door.]

: So how did you know I was even here?

Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?

: No, this is a loaner.

loaner n.代替品

Guy: I’m sorry you had to do this by yourself.

: I wasn’t by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey
smiles) So, did you see who won the game?

Guy: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.

: Yeah, they’re not so bad.

(Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. Then he walks away,
holding the hand of an inflated balloon animal he had brought.)

[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card,
with no success.]

Ross: Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. (to Susan) This is
all your fault. This is supposed to be like the greatest day of my life, y’know?
My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a
closet with you.

Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I’ve been waiting for this
just as much as you have.

Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I
have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get
to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?

Susan: You get to be the baby’s father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am
I? There’s Mother’s Day, there’s Father’s Day, there’s no… Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

Phoebe: This is so great.

Ross: You wanna explain that?

Phoebe: I mean, well, ‘cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left,
and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough
pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here’s this little baby who has
like three whole parents who care about it so much that they’re fighting over
who gets to love it the most. And it’s not even born yet. It’s just, it’s just
the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I’m sorry, you were fighting.

[Scene: Carol’s Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for
Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]

Carol: Where are they?

Monica: I’m sure they’ll be here soon.

Rachel: Yeah, honey, they wouldn’t miss this.

Joey: Relax. You’re only at nine centimeters. And the baby’s at zero
station.

: (to Joey) You are really frightening me.

(Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs by the shirt.)

: Somebody wanna help me, tryin’ to rip out my heart. (they pull her hand
off of him) Uh, that’s great. (looking around) Anybody seen a nipple?

Dr. Franzblau: All right, ten centimeters, here we go.

Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.

Carol: But they’re not here yet!

Dr. Franzblau: I’m sorry, I can’t tell the baby to wait for them.

Carol: Oh, god.

[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the
ceiling. Phoebe is wearing a janitor’s uniform, ready to go up in the vent.]

air vent n.通风孔/janitor n.看门人

Ross: Ok, got the vent open.

Phoebe: (reading the nametag on the uniform) Hi, I’m Ben. I’m hospital
worker Ben. It’s Ben… to the rescue!

Ross: Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One,
two, three. Ok, That’s it, Ben.

(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)

Susan: What do you see?

Phoebe: Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is
in fact a dark vent.

(A janitor opens the closet door from the outside.)

Ross: Phoebs, It’s open! It’s open!

(Ross and Susan run to the delivery room, leaving Phoebe dangling from the
vent.)

Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!

[Scene: Carol’s Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]

All: Push, push!

Ross: We’re here!

Carol: (irked) Where have you been?

irk v.使厌烦 使苦恼

Ross: Long story, honey.

Dr. Franzblau: All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need(reaches
for an instrument, Rachel’s hand is on it) Excuse me, could I have this?

Nurse: All right, all right, there’s a few too many people in this room, and
there’s about to be one more, so anybody who’s not an ex-husband or a lesbian
life partner, out you go!

All: Good luck!

(Everyone heads for the door.)

: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol’s lesbian life partner?

Nurse: Out!

Dr. Franzblau: All right, he’s crowning. Here he comes.

Ross: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it’s, it’s huge.
Carol, how are you doing this?

Carol: (straining) Not…. helping!

Dr. Franzblau: You’re doing great, you’re doing fine.

Ross: (puts his head near the baby) Hello! (to Dr. Franzblau) Oh, sorry.

Susan: What do you see? What do you see?

Ross: We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the
little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. It’s a boy, definitely a boy!
All right! Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Oh, oh. He’s here. He’s a person.

Susan: Oh, look at that.

Carol: What does he look like?

Ross: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jell-o.

Jell-O is a brand name belonging to U.S.-based Kraft Foods for a number of
gelatin(n.凝胶)desserts, including fruit gels, puddings and no-bake cream pies.
The brand’s popularity has led to its becoming a generic term for gelatin
dessert across the and . Because of this, in the , packages of Jell-O are marked
as Jell-O Brand.

Carol: Really?

Phoebe: (from the air vent overhead) You guys, he’s beautiful!

Ross: Oh, thanks, Pheebs!

(They look up towards the vent and wave at Phoebe.)

[Scene: The Delivery Room, Carol is holding the infant.]

Susan: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.

Ross: (thinking) How ‘bout Ben?

Susan: I like Ben.

Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben’s good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?

Ross: We uh, we just cooked it up.

cook up v.编造

Susan: That’s what we were off doing.

(Monica opens the door.)

Monica: Hi.

Ross: Hey.

Monica: Can we come in?

(The whole gang enters.)

Ross: (to Ben) I know, I know. Everybody, there’s someone I’d like you to
meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.

Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you.

Susan: Thanks.

Rachel: Oh god, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.

: I know, I still am one of these.

Monica: Ross, can I?

(Monica holds Ben.)

Ross: The head, the head. You gotta…

Monica: (getting choked up) Hi, Ben. Hi. I’m your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I’m
your Aunt Monica. I…I will always have gum.

choke up v.因感情冲动说不出话来[eg: He choked up and wouldn’t finish his
speech]/gum n.齿龈 口香糖

Closing Credits

[Scene: The Hospital, the camera is placed as though it were Ben’s eyes.]

Ross: Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be
around, like this. (walks out of the picture) But I’ll still always come back,
like this. (returns) And sometimes I may be away longer, like this. (walks away)
But I’ll still always come back, like this. (returns)

( comes into the picture.)

: And sometimes, I’ll want you to steal third, and I’ll go like this. (Does
a baseball sign.)

steal third v.盗三垒

(The rest of the group come into the picture.)

Monica: He is so amazing.

Rachel: Oh, I know. Look at him.

Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don’t think that’s his name.

Phoebe: Oh, look, look, he’s closing his eyes. (screen goes blank) Look,
he’s opening his eyes. (picture comes back)

Joey: He doesn’t do much, does he?

Ross: No, this is pretty much it.

(long moment of silence)

Rachel: You guys wanna get some coffee?

All: Yeah.

Ross: All right, I’ll see you guys later.

(They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. They make
faces at the baby.)

make faces at v.冲…做鬼脸

Phoebe: Oh, look, he’s closing his eyes again.

(The screen fades to black.)

End